The Do's and Don't's of Falling Asleep.

So, last night I laid in bed for about half an hour just staring up at the ceiling. I couldn't sleep, so I took out my books and started reading. Then, before I knew it, it was three in the morning...and I hadn't had a wink of sleep. So, I figured that I needed to make a list of do's and don't's of falling asleep. Without further to do, here, we, go.

I'll start out with some Do's to falling asleep:

1. Do lay on a bed, floor are not a good sleeping spot, and neither are desks or books.
2. Do wear something comfortable, preferably pajamas, but if you feel the need sleeping in nothing is an option I suposse.
3. Do have relaxing music playing quietly, or not at all.
4. Do close your eyes, we are not fish to sleep we must have out eyes closed
5. Do close your door, you don't want anyone wondering in on you and coloring your face with sharpie.

Okay, enough of that, onto the Don't's and there are many:

1. Don't read first of all.
2. Don't stay up all night writing a paper that's do the next day.
3. Don't go dancing when trying to fall asleep.
4. Don't eat sugar before trying to fall asleep.
5. Don't try sleeping on a roof, they are uncomfortable.
6. Don't start making a sandwich when wanting results.
7. Don't keep a ferret in your bed.
8. Don't pretend to be a fish.
9. Don't inhale toxic fumes, you may fall asleep, but you will never wake up.
10. Don't try falling asleep while on a tightrope over the grand canyon.

I'm sure there are more, but that's what my sleep deprived mind is giving me at the moment. Best wishes, now I have to get to class, and try to stay awake.

From my corner to your heart, K.